It's Possible that I'm Losing My Mind

So far today:

6:50 a.m. The time that my first alarm went off.

7:10 a.m. The time that I should have gotten out of bed.

7:21 a.m. The time I got out of bed.

7:26 a.m. The time that I left my house wearing my pajamas and a Columbia fleece.

7:30 a.m. The time that I paid a dollar to park in the Elm Street Garage.

7:32 a.m. The time that I arrived at Catlett for Jazz Band Rehearsal.

8:24 a.m. The time I left Catlett and headed home for a nap.

8:48 a.m. The time I remembered that I had a class at 9:30 in addition to my class at 10:30.

9:05 a.m. The time that I should have left my house if I were walking to my 9:30 class.

9:17 a.m. The time that I should have left my house if I were driving to my 9:30 class.

9:18 a.m The time that I made plans to watch Glee with friends at 8:30 tonight.

9:25 a.m. The time that I left my house to drive to my 9:30 class.

9:27 a.m. The time that I realized I needed to park in the Union garage to make it to my class on time.

9:28 a.m. The time that I pulled into the Union Parking Garage.

9:29 a.m. The time that I realized I had left my wallet at home and that I had no money to get out of the Union Parking Garage.

9:34 a.m. The time I arrived at my 9:30 class.

10:05 a.m. The time that I texted Briana to see if she was on campus and had any money with her so I could retrieve my car.

10:16 a.m. The time that I found Briana and discovered that she had left her wallet at home as well.

10:19 a.m. The time that I coincidentally ran into Claire Zeorlin and embarrassingly asked her if she had any money with her so I could retrieve my car.

10:26 a.m. The time I accepted temporary defeat and went to class.

10:32 a.m. The time that I stopped paying attention in my 10:30 class.

10:50 a.m. The time that Laura offered to bring my wallet to campus.

11:46 a.m. The time that I remembered I have a group project meeting at 8:30 tonight and cannot watch Glee at that time.

12:28 p.m. The time that my parking garage tab reached $8.00.

12:29 p.m. The time that I left in the middle of my 27 person class to meet Laura outside to retrieve my wallet.

1:21 p.m. The time I finally drove my trapped car out of the parking garage.

1:24 p.m. The time I decided I had time to go home for lunch before I met Doug at 2:00.

1:36 p.m. The time that I sat down to eat my lunch.

1:40 p.m. The time Doug texted me telling me he was waiting because I was supposed to meet him at 1:30.

1:48 p.m. The time I arrived at Plaid to meet Doug.

2:45 p.m. The time that I should have left Plaid to get to class on time.

2:55 p.m. The time that I left Plaid and decided I had to pay to park again.

3:02 p.m. The time that I payed my tenth dollar of the day to park.

3:06 p.m. The time that I arrived at my 3:00 class and wondered how this day had gotten so completely out of control.